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May 21
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Horny Teens Fucking Strangers

In what appears to be a guaranteed Pulitzer next year, myfoxatlanta.com has produced yet another investigatory masterpiece. Yesterday, myfoxatlanta.com uncovered an entire underground teen sex network.

How did they do it? By propositioning underage children, the investigative arm of myfoxatlanta.com decoded text messages they received from anonymous children, all of which, according to the thrice divorced, sex offending, former priest, now journalist, contained sexual innuendos.

These leather wearing (FOL), nude club visiting (1174) teens are doing things generally reserved for 45 year old men, says the 45 year old reporter.

To ensure your children are not engaged in similar activity, which they most likely are, please visit myfoxatlanta.com for the full report.

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