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Jun 24
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Huffpo Just Giving Up

Instead of giving the huffpo a link so u can up their hits, I’m reposting their entire article below for the purpose of allowing you to read their AWESOME idea word-for-word, and then become as impressed in how rapidly that the blog is ushering in the APX.

The Huffpo writes, “Who is hotter? The women who beat out other women for their on-air TV positions due to their ability to look nice on camera on Fox, or those same women employed on CNBC?”

Who’s hotter: CNBC or FOX Business? It’s a hard hitting question and the HuffPo wants to know what you think.

CNBC has several things going for it, namely Maria Bartiromo and Erin Burnett. Oh, and a real audience.

But while FOX Business may not have much in the way of viewers, it does have a plethora of buxom women populating its shows.

There’s Jenna Lee, whose a favorite for her all-American look. Then there’s the more experienced Tracy Byrnes, whose got a following for her fantastic legs.

Another bit of FOX eye candy comes in the way of Rebecca Diamond. She recently conducted a well-researched interview about commercial real estate, but it was hard to pay attention. She was wearing a turquoise mini-dress with a deep V that nearly reached her belly button.

It’s a tough call, but someone’s got to make it. Tell us what you think!

college girl 1: And then Huffpo has a slideshow of the women’s faces, without an explanation of who they are, their back ground, personally or professionally, or their accomplishments or even their roles on the networks. I’m def gonna keep having an eating disorder and caring about what guys think of my outfits.

college girl 2: OMG! that’s fun, there are no men on this list! do men not have to be attractive to talk business? oh.

college girl 1: that was so funny when that huffpo writer made fun of Fox for sucking as a network, but didnt talk about how, really, all business reporting is brought down by the fact that women’s faces are the focus, not the content.

college girl 2: yeah, way to sneak that past me, Arianna!!

college girl 1: all i know is how id feel [like, TOTALLY accomplished] when the “liberal blogosphere” is more worried about how my physical features rank than my work.

Sarah Palin: yeah, i mean—gee whats the big deal? feminism died when the democrats supported clinton post-blow job, anyway.

Via (NSFPeopleWithIntegrity)

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