things im no longer tolerating
when the new decade comes in a couple days, here’s some things im not going to allow into my consciousness anymore:
1. I am no longer tolerating people who claim that six inch subs ‘fill them up.’
No they don’t.
a six inch sub is going to be one of those things im not going to acknowledge as real when my children ask me about it, later in life.
it is masochistic to order a 6inch, even if u add Doritos(bc Doritos are not fucking real). Also Playing up the volume of a sandwich is a mistake. If people make volume in a sandwich, thats disgusting. those poeple are most likely obese. sandwiches cannot be enjoyed properly if they are stuffed to the brim.
you cannot even eat them.
why in the heck would you pack a sandwich higher than the size that your mouth comfortably opens.
discussing this kind of thing is like sending me a jpeg of a dolphin. it just really pisses me off. Bc its like the same kind of ‘yeah right’ concept. ‘oh a 6 inch/8inch sandwich fills me up’…’dolphins are so cute’…theres no way. I don’t believe u. u are just worshipping societal norms.
Whichwich is the worst of all. it didn’t even offer the option of something larger than an 8inch sandwich. I also am not tolerating people who claim that an 8inch sandwich fills them up. No fucking way.
2. tech journalists. what percentage of the ppl who write for wired and gizmodo have degrees in engineering or computer science or even a basic science? and what percentage are just super opinionated world of warcraft fanatics? quit whisking away the hours and years of hard work of nasa scientists and wireless communications specialists with a ‘review’ or a ‘column’. and also stop blaming your general shittiness on something other than yourself.
3. Boing Boing, because its pointless.
4. Jared from Subway, bc w/ the 5 dollar footlong promotion, he is pointless.
5. Vests, tell me what the point of a vest is. I guess the vest just evolved from when we were just wearing huge chunks of metal around. a few hundred years later, we are wearing cloth shaped like armor. and everyone is going ‘wow this change happened so gradually i didn’t even notice.’